if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
Another awesome (and simple) home practice I downloaded from the ‘Yoga Journal’ free app.
To warm up, do a few Sun Salutations and to finish a 3-5 minute Corpse pose.
Yes, sweetheart.. You Drive…
Do you mind giving me a lift???
It’s like forgetting the words to your favorite song.
You can’t believe it.
You were always singing along.
It was so easy and the words so sweet.
You can’t remember.
You try to feel the beat.
i feel so pathetic because i want to talk to you all the time and i bet you never even think of me
i like how “blushes quietly” is a thing thats used in fanfiction. please imagine someone blushing loudly. someone blushes loudly and someone next door yells “CAN YOU BLUSH QUIETER”
YES THANK YOU
THANK YOU OMG you can be powerful and look cutie ok!
What happens when a stream of water is exposed to an audio speaker producing a loud 24hz sine wave
this is the raddest shit EVER
hey what do boners feel like
spread your legs and I’ll show you
Everybody record the moment when a tumblr user ACTUALLY gets close to getting laid