I have 4 personalities:
1. When I’m alone
2. When I’m around friends
3. When I’m around my parents
4. When I’m around someone I like
i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
I stalked you a little too hard again
A picture is worth a thousand words.
Photographer Ken Griffiths for The Sunday Times (1973) (via)
I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
this is amazing